im shallow , conceited, cruel, and undeserving towards mosts things in my life. playing it safe would be nice and i could be happy. but im here to make mistakes
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS
a Magnolia grandiflora flower in my yard. magnolias are so ancient, they existed before bees did, so they are designed to be pollinated by beetles instead. did you know that? if you ever read the english wikipedia article on magnolias, you did. but if you never did that, well, now you know.
Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid (via observando)
IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.
ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”
THEY’RE SO CUTE, OMG. I CAN’T.
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